DEXTER quotes

"I'm something new entirely, with my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo."

"I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life, watching it unfold."

"There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface."

"All you can do is play along at life and hope that sometimes you get it right."

"Human bonds always lead to messy complications."

"Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise, it's just plain murder."

"The problem with acting normal is that normal people get into stupid situations."

"Normal people are so hostile."

"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well, that's my burden, I guess."

"I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister, I will not kill my sister."

Masouka: "Why do you get a hug and I only get a tap on the nose?"
Batista: "Cause you're like a retarded puppy"

"I'm a neat monster."

"I don't blame my foster parents for that. Harry and Doris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But, they're both dead now. No, I didn't kill them. Honest."

"If I had a heart, it would probably be breaking right now."

"If god can perform miracles then you'd have to think that Satan has a few tricks up his sleeve as well."

"I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post apocalypse, or plague, whatever. No one left to act normal for, no need to hide who I really am, it would be freeing."

"If hell exists, I'm in it."

"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."

"Sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether."

"People see what they want to see, nobody knows what I really am"

Dream on...

Carl Sandburg:
Nothing happens unless first a dream.

Benjamin Disraeli:
Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

Henry David Thoreau:
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.

Ralph Vaull Starr:
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul.
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.

Anon:
Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.

Mary Martin:
Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.

Ayn Rand:
The desire not to be anything is the desire not to be.

William Arthur Ward:
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.

Richard M. DeVos:
If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen.

Robert Schuller:
It is unfulfilled dreams that keep you alive.

Stephen B. Leacock:
It may be those who do most, dream most.

Walt Disney:
All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them.

John Lennon: Imagine
You may say I’m a Dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And the world will live as one

Cynthia Ozick:
To imagine the unimaginable is the highest use of the imagination.

Anon:
To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

Les Brown:
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.

William Blake:
What is now proved was once imagined.

Norman D. Vaughan:
Dream big and dare to fail.

Malcolm S. Forbes:
When you cease to dream you cease to live.

Anon:
The poorest man is not without a cent, but without a dream.

Douglas Everett:
There are some people, who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

Earl Nightingale:
You become what you think about.

Doggy quotes!

Ever owned a dog in your life? You'll probably know what these guys are talking about then. Its probably one of the best things in your life. I really miss my dog.




"In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb."
-- Dr. Dennis Fetko

"If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise."
--Unknown

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
--Roger Caras

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
--Unknown

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog."
--Sydney Jeanne Seward

"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."
--Douglas Mallock

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
-- Gene Hill

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-- Franklin P. Jones

"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend."
-- Corey Ford

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."
-- Charles Doran



"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
-- Unknown

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
-- Mordecai Siegal

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
--Andrew A. Rooney

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-- Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain

"If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog"
-- Unknown

Love

Isn't it just amazing to be in love? I feel like my world starts and ends right about here. Here are some quotes which express better how I'm feeling right now. If you find someone who really loves you, never let go. It just isn't worth it.


• At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
- Plato

• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

• Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

• Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
- Michael Leunig

• You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
- Anonymous

• Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby

• The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

• There is no remedy for love but to love more.
- Thoreau

• If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
- Benjamin Franklin

• Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.
- Anonymous

• If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

• LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Mark Twain

• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

• You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Anon

• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen

• Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

• Real love stories never have endings.
- Richard Bach

• I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
- Mother Teresa

• Doesn't matter much what else you have; as long as you have love.

Chocolate!

• Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
• Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

• Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

• The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
• Terry Moore

• All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
• Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

• Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.

• I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

• A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

• There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

• Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

• Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

• Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

• I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

• Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

• Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

• Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

• Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

• A little too much chocolate is just about right.

• Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies..

• The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.

• In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

• Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.

Murphy's Laws

If everyone analyzed everything that happened in life the way Murphy did, the world would be a much be simple and sensible place. Everything is just to practical and straight forward with him. I wish I could be this way. Here are a few of his quotes to prove my point. Think about it...they are all really so true. We just never want to admit it.

1. If something can go wrong, it will.

2. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

3. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

4. Everything takes longer than you think.

5. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

6. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

7. Every solution breeds new problems.

8. All's well that ends.

9. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

10. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

11. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

12. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.

13. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

14. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

15. One good turn gets most of the blankets.

16. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

17. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

18. Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

19. Things get worse under pressure.

20. Friendly fire ain't.