Doggy quotes!

Ever owned a dog in your life? You'll probably know what these guys are talking about then. Its probably one of the best things in your life. I really miss my dog.




"In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb."
-- Dr. Dennis Fetko

"If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise."
--Unknown

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
--Roger Caras

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
--Unknown

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog."
--Sydney Jeanne Seward

"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."
--Douglas Mallock

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
-- Gene Hill

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-- Franklin P. Jones

"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend."
-- Corey Ford

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."
-- Charles Doran



"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
-- Unknown

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
-- Mordecai Siegal

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-- Ben Williams

"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
--Andrew A. Rooney

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
-- Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain

"If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog"
-- Unknown